tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

7:15 pm  •  28 September 2014  •  88,352 notes

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)

7:14 pm  •  28 September 2014  •  605,088 notes

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

6:33 am  •  28 September 2014  •  44,386 notes

3loco:

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

image

6:29 am  •  28 September 2014  •  145,013 notes

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

6:28 am  •  28 September 2014  •  296,870 notes